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Jason Bought A Hatchet

from The Holes In Your Face Are Pleasing EP by Giggle Party

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Jason had a plan to make this his band
He went to the shop bought a hatchet
CHOP CHOP CHOP
People said he was deranged
They were right for a change
"Hey you guys look what I got"

J-A-S-O-N H-A-T-C-H-E-T
J-A-S-O-N H-A-T-C-H-E-T
J-A-S-O-N H-A-T-C-H-E-T
J-A-S-O-N H-A-T-C-H-E-T

Well our old dog Milo he's no longer a male
and our cute puppy Nico lost
her bushy bushy tail
and the cat, well I don't know the cat's name
"It's Gordy"
but he's lost his head but every time I kick him
He moves so I don't think he's dead
we're singing

J-A-S-O-N H-A-T-C-H-E-T
J-A-S-O-N H-A-T-C-H-E-T
Jason Had a plan ten chops to kill the band
let's take a look in and see what would happen
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8
they're all dead, two to go, what would Jason
do with two more chops, to

Grandma! Chop It Up
The one you love! Chop It Up
Your right leg! Chop It Up
Your left leg! Chop It Up
Std's! Chop It Up
cure for cancer! Chop It Up
Cat's the musical! Chop It Up
Your asshole boss! Chop It Up
Drinking! Chop It Up
Thinking! Chop It Up
unicorns! Chop it Up
two eyed pirates! Chop It Up
hoot hoot owl! Chop It Up
dead horses! Chop It Up
an old pine tree! Chop It Up
an eclair! Eat It!

credits

from The Holes In Your Face Are Pleasing EP, released October 20, 2008
Song by: Giggle Party
Art: Damien Weighill
Recorded at Master B's House Of Glass

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Giggle Party San Francisco, California

Giggle Party was formed in Dallas, Texas and after garnering a dedicated cult following for their raucous live performances and feel-good, borderline absurdest breed of pop-punk, they have relocated to San Francisco.
Giggle Party think of themselves as a musical extension of the Lowbrow and Pop Surrealist movements; believing that making music doesn’t require you to be serious.
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